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Editorial

20th August 2024


Recently, the word has taken on new life – literally, in the form of AI. As John said in Genesis, ‘In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God’. In the media constantly humans are worried, or not worried, or trying to get attention or money for column inches, about this creation of a knowledge-being, a communication-lifeforce, taking from and reassembling information to present to its human creators and compadres, or on which to base decisions for actions.


Just when it looked as if the written word was increasingly injured, suffering and off sick sometime in the early 2000s, with levels of literacy low, libraries underused, and visual media increasingly taking over, it received an unexpected boost from the digital world. Emails, text messages, and comments on written media such as Twitter, became paramount, and everyone needed to be able to write and respond to at least some basic level. Voice calls are now increasingly unpopular in comparison with written word-to-word communication.


I asked one of the major AIs (alongside myself, with my rather prescient initials of AI!) to write something creative in response to ‘Another Creation Myth’. I include what it wrote at the bottom for you to refer to.


The Song of Creation

Before time, there was only Silence. A vast, empty expanse, a void where nothing existed. In this stillness, a single note hummed, a vibration so subtle it was almost imperceptible. It was the seed of creation, a primordial sound.

From this note, a cosmic being emerged, named Lyra. Her form was made of starlight and melody, her essence a symphony of existence. Lyra yearned for company, a chorus to harmonize with her song. With a thought, she willed the universe into being.

She plucked strings from the cosmic harp, and from each note, a celestial body was born. The deep, resonant basslines formed the sturdy foundations of planets, while the soaring trebles became distant stars. The rhythm of creation pulsed through the cosmos, giving birth to galaxies, nebulas, and black holes.

Life, too, was a melody composed by Lyra. She breathed her song into the cosmic dust, and from it emerged the first beings. They were creatures of sound, their bodies vibrating with the harmony of the universe. They lived in harmony with the cosmos, their lives a continuous dance to the music of creation.

As time passed, Lyra’s song evolved. New notes were added, harmonies deepened, and dissonances appeared. The universe expanded and changed, a cosmic symphony in constant motion. But Lyra remained the eternal composer, her music the heartbeat of existence.

And so, the universe continues to sing, a breathtaking melody of creation, a testament to the power of a single note in the silent void.

Would you like me to expand on this myth, or perhaps create another one?


Ephemera

Is Consciousness an abacus?

China, so long ago. But once in a while, I dream about it. And on one occasion, a fever dream at that, where feminist gothic collides with China’s techno-feudal paradoxes.

I’m back in Liaoning province, travelling by slow train from the provincial capital to Xiong Yue Cheng, a bustling little waypoint I’ll always remember fondly for the Chinglish printed in large font on a huge blue sign above the ticket window that read: ‘SELL THE TICKET OFFICE.’ The carriage is sunflower seed husks, jabbering, and elbows. And the train guard always makes me get off at the wrong city.

The city is concretely familiar. Like Haining (HI NING), which makes me think of a boy at school with the same name and realise he had subtle Chinese features, but we never noticed because his name was anglicised to rhyme with ‘raining,’ which sounded very English. What is more English than rain?

So I wander through the dreamscape’s jumpcuts to a square filled with women in polka-dot pyjamas and plastic slippers. They're feeding excuses on 5-and-a-quarter floppies, fragile as lotus petals, into BBC Micro external drives yellowed as opium teeth, each labelled in meticulous Mandarin. One says ‘Self-criticism of Chairman Mao’s dog.’ Another: ‘Reasons your mother wept silently.’ At dawn, the women chant excuses in a hall papered with propaganda posters of Margaret Thatcher arm-wrestling Empress Dowager Cixi.

You might think self-criticism is a relic, but it’s not. I wrote one after visiting a student’s hometown without my passport. Anyway, I wander away. I must away to Xiong Yue Cheng! In my dreams, I’m always trying to get to a place I’ll never reach.

But now I’ve no idea where the station is—dream geography is fluid—so I walk and meet three women beneath a scholar tree painted white at the bottom and hung with lanterns.

“Do you know where the train station is?” I ask.

The Wise One, her eyes twin abacuses, answers. “He who keeps their habitation clean and obeys prison rules wherever their confinement, knows freedom". The Foolish One, face as white as Amy Eskridge, giggles as she balances a pirated DVD on her nose. The Sarcastic One, smoking a Zhongnai cigarette, drawls, “Congratulations, laowai. Seven years in China and you mastered ‘ni hao.’” Then I notice the station.

So I get on the train to Xiong Yue Cheng, and all goes well till the train guard arrives wearing the face of a woman who’s swallowed a sword, murmuring English that may or may not be from The Troublesome Reign of King John. “Is not the causeway weaker than the waves?” she asks matter-of-factly, hand extended.
“Nide shanliang shi wode piao” (your kindness is my ticket), I say.

“Plantagenet, begone! Thou art a shuffling, two-faced hundan!” the guard replies and boots me onto the platform of the same or perhaps another nameless city.

I land a furlong from the Tower of Mists, its studded red gates guarded by a fruit machine with a sign: THE LAOWAI MUST THINK IN ACCORDANCE WITH SOCIALIST PRINCIPLES BEFORE HE ENTERS.

The idea is to hit the jackpot. Spin. I overthink... therefore…I digress. Spin again. I... underthink…therefore…I rant. SPIN AGAIN! I think...therefore...I AM. Bingo! The tower door opens. En route to the chamber of scrolls, there are sights to see.

Frozen concubines hang like chrysalises in a cryogenic wardrobe, their breath preserved in glass vials labelled ‘Regret, Fragrance 2005. New York. Paris. Dalian.’ A wooden chest shrieks when I pass, its latches oozing black tears. It is the Chest of Severed Hopes, its voices a cacophony of women’s laughter and breaking glass. Nay, the voices of brides who’ve burned their dowries.

What is this place? I must get to the top. The scrolls of Bayuquan await in the highest echelon. Their walls bear tablets etched with ancient pontificals: “The BBC Micro is a virtuous wife; she obeys only those who master her syntax.”

A scryer, her face a shifting mosaic of CCTV footage, turns to face me. “Truth or lie?” she hisses. “DeepSeek is conscious.”

“Obviously not true,” I scoff.

“Why-aye,” she spits. “Your reward: a dip in the Pool of Forgotten Empires.”

“What about the scrolls?” I ask.

“You’re not having those.”

“Can I ask you a question?”

“Ask away. I am the scryer.”

“What happened on June 4th, 1989?”

“Sorry, I cannot answer that, the server is busy... Guards, seize him!”

I offered the guards a VCD of Deng Lijun’s The Moon Represents My Heart—it melted their eyes into sticky tanghulu syrup. Time to make my escape.

I fled through a wind hole into the Gobi night. Yes, the Gobi Desert is a thousand or more miles west, but this is a dream. And there is the train station. Back on the hard seat, I know this time I’m definitely going to Xiong Yue Cheng, that is until the train guard appears. When I can’t produce ID, she demands I repeat, “Wǒde hùzhào bèi yāo guǐ tōu le!” (“My passport was stolen by fox spirits!”) thrice, then boots me off the train. At least I’m learning Chinese.

I don’t know where I am. I must ask the three blind influencers. One says, “I lecture people about slavery 200 years ago on TikTok whilst ironically saying nothing about modern-day slavery in China...”

Another, “I’m trying to throw Britain into the Dark Ages even though the UK’s current emissions are 1 percent and China’s 35.”

“I’ve posted about Gaza incessantly but weirdly never the UN human rights report on Xin—”

“Are you the left-wing three blind influencers?” I interrupt.

“We can be right-wing too! We can be right-wing too!” they chant.

“I am the secret homophobe. Ranting about trans people is my safe space!”

“I rail against Welfarism but I’m on benefits!”

“I decry left-wing hypocrisy about Xinjiang but I actually don’t care about Muslims and am starting to think China could teach us a few things! They’re integration and social-cohesion experts.”

“Just tell me the way to the train station,” I say.

But the blind influencers stop smiling and chant, “Go first to the Dragon Spring Bathhouse. Scrub your imperialist stink.”

The Dragon Spring Bathhouse is a neon feast for sore eyes. I hand over shoes, exchange for plastic slippers and a locker key. A young man shows me the ropes. In the corner, a toothless man winds a gramophone and plays Paper Tiger, an old David Archer Birch 45 about fading Britain. “Rule Britannia? Naïve panda! Your empire’s a deflated balloon...” It’s a dream! It gets the lyrics wrong, okay?

Ever been to a Chinese bathhouse? The lounge often has live entertainment, and the smaller and dirtier the city, the more raucous it gets. Like working men’s clubs in the 70s. So I guess it’s appropriate that Morecambe and Wise walk on…

“There’s been a bit of a fuss—people going missing, families split up. All a terrible misunderstanding, of course,” Eric says.
“Oh yes, naturally. It’s all voluntary. They want to be re-educated,” Ernie replies. “Exactly! Just like you wanted that haircut last week.”
“I didn’t want that haircut! You held me down!” Ernie says.
“And now look how neat you are! See. You look…what’s the word?” Eric asks.
The Chinese compere speaks. “You are very shuai ge,” she says, the Chinese word for handsome. “Do you think so Eric?”
“Exactly. Just the word I was-Now look. This is not the Morecambe-Wise shipping sketch, this is about the Uyghur people. I mean, just because we sleep in the same bed, doesn’t mean-” An Uyghur enters to applause. “Yes, can I help?”
“I’m here to ask about my wife. She was taken,” the Uyghur says. Eric shuffles papers.
“Taken? Taken where? We don’t take people. No no no no. They go on cultural exchanges!”
“Yes!” Ernie adds. “A little holiday, see the countryside, pick some cotton. All expenses paid!”
“That’s right. We keep the profits.” Eric adds.
“That’s right. What, be quiet! Now, as for your wife—she’s thriving!” Ernie explains. “Absolutely,” Eric says. “We have a letter here. Er, Dear husband, everything is very wonderful, learning Mandarin, no gang rape, electrocution, forced indoctrination or swearing allegiance to Xi Jinping. You heard that? SEE JINPING, not G JINPING.”
“That’s right. Your pronunciation’s very good,” Ernie says.
“That paper’s blank,” says the Ugyhur.
“We like to leave room for personal interpretation,” Eric explains. "Now, will you do a little dance for us? Ladies and gentleman, the happy ethnic minority dance you all love so much!”
The Uyghur dances with a rictus smile.A trap door opens beneath him and the audience wail with laughter.

“Oh dear. I think the truth’s trying to escape!” Ernie says.

“And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how we deal with troublemakers!” says Eric.

But laughter soon turns to tears. Ernie and Eric are hauled off (for their safety). The curtain descends. The compere nervously quips, “Why did the Uyghur marry the Han? To prove the people’s algorithm computes love!”

A riot starts anyway. Anger at Western double-standards- the slave trade, the Iraq war, expansionism, the electric chair FFS! Or maybe they just think don’t like Ernie refusing the beers thrown at him.
“Show me the girls!” I say. On the third floor a phalanx of ice maidens narrow their eyes.
“I want the farm girls,” I say.
“One floor down,” the boy says. I select the largest, who asks if I'm married, but then I look down and see a rancid mist coiling around my ankles. I get this sinking feeling, like it might be time to put my affairs in order. Has this followed me from the Tower of Mists? Am I cursed by the Ice Maidens? The mist hisses, “Nǐde jièkǒu shì nǐde zújī…” (Your excuses are shackles).
“This girl will now cut off your genitals if you follow her,” the boys says.
“I thought this was a bathhouse. No sex change today, please.”
“You need to wash before we make you a harem watchdog. Otherwise you might get infection.” The farm girls giggle, their hands morphing into scissors. “Snip snip, Mr. Tiger,” they sing.
Oh yes, should have known better. I never get anywhere in my dreams. Time to escape. I’m a wanted man. I run and run and run. If I keep running I’ll be back at where I started. Best slow down. Ah, there’s the train. I try to look inconspicuous and walk right to the carriage end. But the train guard beats me to it, too cute in her cap.
“The Troublesome Reign,” she murmurs. “Act V: The Bastard’s Lament.”
And the mist? It’s wrapped around me like a serpent muttering, “You know what the matriarchs with floppy disk excuses say? ‘This train doesn’t stop at redemption. Silly rabbit.’ ”
The train guard shakes her head. "Pride hath no other glass to show itself but pride itself." Then she makes me say Nǐ de mèng zhǐ néng dào zhèlǐ le (your dream can only go so far) 3 times and kicks me off the train. I must disguise myself to rid myself of the cursed vapour which swirls about me. So I find an indoor market in Bayuquan many miles east. Then I buy a clown suit and get a taxi to xiong yue cheng but the taxi driver keeps reading entries from a 1978 North West London phone book and it seems to signify my complete insignificance.
Finally, he drops me off at a fresh pauper’s grave gaping open for me to climb into. No tombstone. All that effort composing a Baconian cipher for my epitaph! But a tombstone fades almost as swift as a dream, grand-scheme. And this IS a dream. I’ll do whatever I like. I’m not lieing down and rotting like some tangping youth. So I get on the train again hoping to get to Xiong Yue Cheng. Ain’t never gonna. But it's a nice dream.

(From the scrolls of Bayuquan. The matriarchs of the phantom city would later call him Ménglóng Zhě Yingerlan ren—the Befuddled Englishman).


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by ajones
The key to the house is
under
the moss green stone


beside the pond where a thousand tadpoles were
scooped out
fed
and grown.




The outside tap is where the boy’s teenage trainers were kept fresh - kept bright
white
scrubbed before school, then muddied by night.








Later it got used for the dog’s mucky feet -
paw -
paw - good boy there’s a treat.
In the kitchen, the chicken tiles lived long - gone now but not forgotten.
And there’s the kitchen perch where I’d drink my tea every morning and watch
the Robin
Fox head watched over everything.
Every bowl of porridge
Every coffee time chat
Every biscuit tin steal
Every Saturday night stir fry with jazz record requests
Every one of Mum’s Sunday roasts - after the antiques roadshow, with tiny cups of sherry, with candles burning and Carla Bruni and
Cat Stevens. Then wash up with
The Archers.
It was where Dad came home from his conferences and emptied his bag of goodies. Where we got out the skeleton, inspecting it while eating dried fruit and nuts.
It’s where we did our maths homework
Where we ate Mum’s fresh jam tarts and fruit cake. Where we talked to our mates on the house phone.
Where we spun the lazy Susan. Where we watched the birds.


In the cupboard there are kitkats in the tin, and Crunchy Nut, and that’s where the Christmas decorations are up top, and
the dog towel below.


The kitchen door used to show articles about the dangers of smoking
Sorry Dad - we never took heed.




Mum’s room - butterflies petrified in their beauty.


Books
Piled
high
in
theirs.


Ready for duty - to build lectures -
Which were artworks in their own right.






































Into the hall where that big old bell would ring out every night - dinner’s ready! And eight feet would hurtle
down
stairs
Hungry


The porch (which once held a whole Mad Hatter’s tea party) was the hatch to summer -


the parasol,
Outside it we’d sit for lunch under who needs Italy?


Look out to the lawn where we played croquet,
ate strawberries on a picnic blanket, played badminton for days




shuttle
cock
every
the dog chasing


and frothing at the mouth.




Don’t eat the crab apples kids!


This garden is where the tiny strawberries grow, amid the rocks. The sweetest that I’ve ever known.




In the living room
there are many delicate sculptures and ming vases.
It is a test every morning and night to make sure the curtains open and close without something breaking. Somehow, they all made it through.


Sofas are for three bums atleast - and giant teddy castles. It’s where Mum hides the Roses, slipped far underneath and hidden by tassels.
The sofa is where we spent sick days
under a blanket
drinking hot Ribena, watching cash in the attic.
That fire warmed our feet a hundred times a year, where Pip would sit, too close, and peer into the flames. And then there were:
T
H
E


B
O
O
K
S
Who needs wallpaper when you have books?
Warmth, stories, talk, play- that room is where you taught us life every day. Wriggling snakes and flowery-seasony-things and being
all together.












Stairs
The
Up the stairs that we used
to whizz
down
with record bumpy
speed
in our sleeping bags.
























The bathroom - so baths
many


So many bums washed in that tub.


Mum always put the radiator on for bathtime, towels warmed, Sudocream at the ready, talcum powder


before beddy.
That day Princess Diana died and the rain it P
O
U
R
E
D




and Dad took us out on our bikes and I S O A R E D
straight on into
the river
Rode home with one welly - SHIVER
back to my Mum in the doorway
straight into the bath that day.










And my little room - where I grew and grew and grew.


Where I had every night - a once upon a time
and a happily ever after.


Where Dad sang twinkle twinkle little star on repeat for me
and Mum tucked me in so perfectly, over and over.


And in the summer, Pip would meow from the kitchen roof, and make that
giant leap in to me.






























Now Mum and Dad’s room, but
back then, Esme’s - filled with lovely pink things, flower fairy alphabet around the walls, then Ben Affleck instead, when teenager life called.


But when little, me and Mez, we’d sit for hours with raisins and apples and biscuits and my naughty little sister cassettes - under the cover of Esme’s duvet.
Real life called
but we did that instead.


That room is whereI learnt how to put mascara on
How to use Esme’s cut passport as a fake ID.












And when she left,
it felt so very very empty.














The big room, once Mum and Dad’s -
where we would only venture to sit like stars
in front of the big mirror to have our hair dried


or to come into the bed in the middle of the night, if we’d had a fright- a little one in for Mummy cuddles, one Dad out.


But now - the room is one long brilliant stretch of Mum.


It’s big, but not big enough for her pictures that seemed to bubble boil
and
over


into the space
once they had begun to cook.


This room is now filled with her -
She has coloured
it in.
Upstairs the boys lived


Lynx and hair gel, stale spliff smell,
Tim’s territory
alligator heads and Jim Morrison cassettes
hamster empire - long live Hercules!
Where Gabriel studied to start his path to medicine, first gruelling steps
Where Tim built matchstick kingdoms and read philosophy, where they both slept
and slept
and slept.
Later, this space was for me, when the others left I moved on up to the penthouse suite. And I learnt in that space about anger - hurled my radio at the wall,
I learnt about heartbreak, I learnt to study - and to plan
and to read books - properly
It’s where Pip and me snuggled all night, keeping the chilblains at bay.
I learnt about the magic of dusk from that window - hearing the starlings sing as the day closed, I was up high with the treetops there.
I went to sleep hearing owls.
I turned 18 there, and practised being an adult, in an utterly uncivilised way I learnt:
binge drinking
kissing boys
tiny skirts
the taxi number (still with me) - 2696969
How to go and to come back
I learnt how to be me
And from my window I could see……
The garden.

Where we picked so many gooseberries
and apples
and raspberries
and where the rhubarb
overflowed.


This is where the forget me nots sit over Rosie
Where the birds are, every season
where we used to pass messages
beneath the hole in the fence to the girls next door.


It’s where we hid army men
in the soil
it’s where a hundred pairs of socks were hung to dry,
getting bigger and bigger, and then less and less, over the years.






















And here is
Dad’s studio


it is filled with years of oil
of faces


There are always oatcakes.


There’s an old plastic bottle filled with fresh water
there are signs telling of impending doom and crisis


and there are bikes.
























And then there is the garage -
where we would sit sometimes on a Saturday
and listen to All Saints


Dad in his overalls, fixing
getting black streaks on his head, a spanner in his hand.




It was where the motorbike lived - that engine that we could hear from the living room when it roared up from the road, and then we’d know! Dad’s home!


And we’d turn off the tele
and reach for a book instead-
but we were so happy to see him,
Clunking
down the steps.






























And outside this house, along the way, are the woods, and the stream
and the horse fields.
And it’s like a dream to me now.


What a luxury that I had passage to them every day, with my dog and got to
crunch through the leaves
squish through the mud
ride bikes through the river and off to Jacob’s Ladder
or to where ever
we wanted to go.
















But the thing that always made it


home


is the orange sick bowl in the cupboard.
Used for every illness, and for baking delights, now it oozes with
Dad's sourdough.


And it will be in a cupboard in a new house soon,
and in that house will be the
same feet that have been treading these floorboards for years


and we will come to that house to see them
We will come with our children
and that will be home.

Home is where the sick bowl is.

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It’s four o’clock and I’m just back from school.
“Are you hungry?” Mum asks.
“Course,” I say.
“What tickles your fancy for sandwiches, then?”
“What you talking all posh for, mum?”
“I’m not.”
“You are, you’re talking different.”
“We’ve got peanut butter, sandwich spread, chocolate spread... Pâté too, if you like.”
I pull a face. “Mum, what’s happening? You always give me jam,” I say.
At this, my mother waddles over to an unfamiliar contrivance, silencing it with a decisive click.
"You little cow," she hisses. "You did that on purpose."

The cassette recorder was meant to fool Moira. She and hubby Phil run a weekly club for wayward children in the social care system and there my bruises caught Moira's eye. I claimed I got them playing netball, an intentionally ropey lie even a social worker could see through. I also declared my intention to abscond. Concerning, given my history of disappearing acts. And so this evening Moira is whisking me away. Mum isn’t fussed, as long as she can cling onto the child benefit.

Next thing, I’m dropping clothes and toys in a carrier.
"Leave them toys, they're share toys!" mum bellows through the stair rods. I put the toys down.

Moira turns up at a quarter to seven, her blotched face and sensible bob a stark contrast to Mum's dishevelled glamour.
“If I had the kind of money they throw at your lot we could play happy families as well,” mum says.
“No we wouldn’t,” I chip in. “It would just mean more shoes under the bed and more booze down Bernie’s gob.”
Mum’s hand flinches. “Less of your lip, young lady.”
Bernie is my step-dad. He’s a saint compared to mum but he also sold my Christmas presents down the pub on Boxing Day so he could buy some booze. He has his limits.
"You think replacing her mum is the answer? You'd do better puttin' her in a home,” my mum suggests.
Moira smiles tightly. "I'm sure we'll manage, somehow."
“You can’t turn your back on her,” my mother advises.
Moira nods politely.
“She’ll run circles round you. Just you watch her.”
"Mrs. Chaffinch," Moira sighs, "I appreciate your concern."
“Don’t say I didn’t warn you,” mum replies tartly.
“Ow, you pinched me,” I say to my mum.
“See, this is what she does,” my mum says as I rub the arm mum pinched while Moira wasn’t looking.
Moira gives mum a searching look. “Don’t you think it’s best this way?” she asks.
"Wait till she starts bunking off school. Or bringing home God knows what. You'll be begging to send her back before the summer's out."
"We should be going,” Moira says.
“See yourself out.”
“Have you got your things?” Moria asks me.
“I left my bag upstairs.”
“Go and get it then. I’ll wait in the car.”
Moira turns to my mother. “One thing’s for sure. I won’t turn my back on her. Not like you have.”
As I leave the house I look back to see if mum is upset. She isn’t. She never is. I swing my bag down the garden path. The gate squeaks the same old squeak; though my world is changing. The close-knit council houses ricochet with the sound of French bulldog. I climb inside the weird car Moira calls ‘Daisy’ with its dashboard gear stick and sliding windows.
“Is that all you’ve got?” Moria asks when she sees my worldly chattels, stashed in a VG Stores carrier. “We’ll have to take you shopping.”
“I don’t have any money,” I say.
“That’s okay. I’ll get a grant from social services,” Moira replies.

"You alright?" Moira asks, later, at the traffic lights. I’m looking at a healthy hand offering me Rothmans on a billboard.
“Yeah,” I say and gaze down at my shoes wiggling side to side.
"Here we are," Moira says, pulling into a driveway. "Home sweet home."

We’re in a pleasant suburban street, evening sun spotlighting the four storey house Moira and Phil live in with their young son. Moira opens the heavy front door with a latch key and nudges me forward. The house doesn’t reek of fags, like mine. It has the gentle aroma of furniture polish and fresh laundry.

“Go on through,” Moira says. Inside the lounge Phil is sat with Daniel on his lap and a colouring book and crayons. I’ve never seen a snapshot of family harmony like this.

“Daniel, say hello to Rachel.” Phil says.
“Hello,” Daniel says shyly.
“Hello Daniel,” I say.
“How did it go?” Phil asks Moira quietly.
Moira chuckled dryly. "Oh, you know. Lots of…”
“Verbal?”
“Verbal encouragement about what to watch out for."
“Mm,” Phil nods. Moments later I’m sat on a worn but opulent sofa. Though neither Moira nor Phil smoke, ornamental china pots brim with cigarettes.
“Would you like a cup of tea, glass of orange squash or something?”
“No thank you,” I say, not wishing to put anyone out.
“Let me show you your room,” Moira says.

It's an attic arrangement. Out of the way but welcoming. There’s a floral bedspread, a large wardrobe and sturdy drawers. The wall is plain but there’s thick carpet. The main thing is, I’m glad to be away from mum.

A few days later I’m in the car with Moira, and her Red Setter ‘Barley’, having walked him in Minster. My mum had a dog once but he used to walk himself and then one day a boyfriend of hers killed the dog and that was horrible.

Once we’ve pulled into a parking space in Canterbury Moira turns to me and says, “I understand this change will be difficult for you, even though you begged for it to happen. So if things get tough don’t feel bad or ungrateful. Come and tell me.”
“Okay,” I say. And I mean it.

Moira opens the window, in case the sun “feels like coming out”, and leaves Barley with a bowl of water. Then we go to Marks and Sparks.
She’s been given a £200 grant, a princely sum in 1975. She buys me a beautiful mohair jumper for my new start at Ellington Girl’s school, my first pair of proper jeans and wedge shoes (‘wedgies’) from Clark’s, which are the in-thing. I’ve always worn hand-me-downs that don’t fit, now I can't help but smile all day.

As the days pass I realise Moira isn’t half-bad. She is a bit hyper about housework, she doesn’t wear makeup, she always listens to your side of the story. In her own way she is trying to save the world.

In the summer holidays, two foreign students arrive as lodgers. Iranian Ahmed, French Claire, both in their late teens. It’s a busy, chatty house. The students are a welcome distraction from Daniel, who’s a brat.

One day Moira sends me upstairs and asks me to put clean towels in the students’ rooms. I go into the airing cupboard, which has floor to ceiling shelves laid with flannels, towels and bed sheets all neatly folded, not just thrown in a heap.

I put the towel on Claire’s bed and then I notice the notes in her bedside cabinet fanned out like a deck of cards. So I pick one. Later at the bureau de change, 10 francs become 8 pounds.

A few days later I do the same thing. At dinner, Claire has a face like thunder but says nothing. She's completely off her food and asks to be excused. I do the washing up with Moira.

“Is something the matter with Claire?” I ask.
“She’s fine,” Moira explains, scooping Pedigree Chum into a dog bowl. “She lost some money and she’s a bit upset about it.”
“I saw her money in her room, but I didn’t touch it.”
“I know. It wouldn’t be much good to you, anyway. It’s French.”
Claire rushes into the kitchen. “I know she did it. She was the only person in my room.”
“No, look. I’m not having this. She always get the blame and it’s not happening under my watch,” Moira says.

Claire starts crying, which makes me feel bad. Now I just want to fade away. Ahmed lingers in the background grinning at the friction in the air. Only Barley really understands. He’s a rescue dog who now wants for nothing but is wolfing his food down as if might be snatched away at any moment.

As I shuffle off towards the lounge Ahmed asks, “Do you want to go the cinema?”

We go see Tommy. I’m looking round hoping my mother is not there. No word of a lie, she got my sisters to send letters in to a ‘mother of the year’ competition the cinema was holding and they won and got free cinema entrance for a year.

Ahmed’s hands start to wander just as Ann-Margret starts writhing in a sea of baked beans.
“If you don’t stop I’m going to head butt you and you’ll have to tell Moira why your nose is bleeding,” I say. I feel for Ahmed, he’s a long way from home, but I’m 10 years old and ‘rulez is rulez’ as Moira says, when she’s being matey mummy. The film is rubbish. At least as far as ten year old me is concerned.

Later, Phil says I’m welcome to play anything I like on his hi-fi. He has a Garrard record player I call ‘Gerald’ and there are two records I make Gerald play all the time. Breakfast in America by Supertramp and Changes by David Bowie, both expressing the feelings swirling inside me. A young person is so carbonated with hope and dreams. Shake us and we fizz up.

One day I’m home earlier than expected and I walk in on Phil having sex with another social worker, Trish, who wears make up.

“Oops, sorry,” I say and walk out. I try make everything seem normal by putting Crackerjack on the tele and eating Monster Munch loudly. Soon after that I go stay with Moira’s Dad.

Her Dad is lovely. And I thought Moria’s house was fancy; this is something else. Every day he takes me somewhere. Go-karting, horse riding, walking in the woods. I see where Moira got the idea of filling china pots with ciggies. Later on, Moira’s Dad smells cigarettes on me and buys me my own, Player’s No 6. Moira goes bezerk.

And back in Ramsgate things aren’t the same. One day I’m on my period. “I’ll give you your pocket money early,” Moira says. But up to then pads were something she covered. I’m a special case with a file full of misadventures that began with hospitalization at 2 years old. I’m well known to the police, various schools and care homes. Foster-carers get a large bonus for taking me on. Why the sudden pettiness?

Then one day Moira has a miscarriage. “I think you need to go to another family,” she says.

I cry buckets all night. I really thought Moira and Phil were different.

And so off I go to another house. In the hallway it’s like tunnel vision. Unsmiling foster kids peering. The air smelling of damp clothes. And a woman says, “We don’t have no runaways here. I keep the door locked and I keep the key.” But kids that run away don’t walk through doors, they climb through windows.

So then it’s just the familiar squeak of the garden gate. I’ve a feeling in my gut about seeing mum but I mega miss my sisters. Bernie answers the door, pissed.

“Hello trouble,” he says, cheerily.

Mum barely looks up from the TV screen. “Back again, are you?” she says, like I’ve been out for a pint of milk. But it’s all an act. I know how this plays out.

The atmosphere is a sickly truce. Mum chain smokes while I trade gossip about my adventure for my mother’s attention amidst the canned laughter of the television, the excited babble of my half-sisters and a neighbour’s barking dog.

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Simon reached up with the rope as it rose, then as it slowed he readied himself to pull it gently down.

He could feel the bell pause as it balanced above him in the darkness of the bell loft, then as the bell lost momentum at its highest point and started its rotation downwards again, he gently pulled to help it in its fall. He could feel the weight of the bell as it swooped its circular route around its shaft, heard the clang of the clapper against the ancient iron sides of the bell, then it was slowing again as it approached its zenith from the other direction, before swooping again in its ever-lasting demonic dance. The other bells swung in co-ordination and together they were ringing the changes, ancient melodies which sang out across the rooftops of the village and beyond, their sound carried on the gale over the woodland and dark fields downwind.

On the flood plains east of the village, Jake stumbled in the darkness to herd his sheep to safety, before the waters came, borne by the swollen river. The cold rain stung his bare face and knuckles and with it came the snatched suggestions of the bell-ringers’ tune, the eddies of the wind playing with the sound amongst the trees, teasing the listener with a half-recognised song that disappeared as quickly as it was heard, with the rush of a gust from another quarter.

Jake knew the melodies by heart, however, and hummed with the tunes as they appeared and disappeared with the wind, for he was a bell-ringer himself. Normally he would be pulling the bells tonight, but tonight his sheep had won his attention. Once before he had ignored the flood warning and the next morning found his flock washed up, sodden corpses strung along the barbed wire fence of another farm a couple of miles downstream. As the bells sent their sound upon the wind, he could feel the rope in his hand, the weight of the bell in the muscles of his arm, the coolness of the air in the bell-tower upon his skin, the smell of the ancient dust in his nostrils: he could feel his brain working as it sought to perfect the connection between himself and the others. Jake found himself pausing, his eyes closed as he imagined himself not here but in that bell-loft across the fields. He knew he could ring with his eyes closed.

In the bell-tower, Simon’s whole being concentrated on the rope in his hands, the bell above him, and the movements and sounds of the other ringers and their bells. He could see each of them, their body language predicting exactly when their bell would chime.

Then the lights went out. There was a sudden frisson of tension in the air: in the darkness a disembodied voice bellowed out: “Carry On”. They were in tune with each other: they knew they could carry on. The commands continued as before, as they pulled in the darkness, ringing the changes, changing key and melody, progressing to the next piece without pausing. They had played in competitions, won awards, were proud to be able to continue this centuries old tradition in an ancient stone building hundreds of years old, with bells some of which were also centuries old, bells pulled by arms of countless men who had passed their years sometimes from their youth to their old age, then passing the honour onto the next generation, down the endless passage of time measured by the steady ticking of the cobweb-covered iron clock above them on the south facing wall of the church tower, watched warily by the crows swooping amongst the ancient trees of the churchyard. Another storm of thousands through the years would not stop these players, despite losing their light due to the power cables being parted in some distant part of the parish.

Jake squelched through the mud, sending his whistles to Jack his friend and four-legged assistant who hurried the sheep across the field. Jake’s eyes, attuned to the darkness, could see the outlines of Jack and the sheep in the gloom. Then suddenly, something felt wrong. Straining to see what was going on, he could make out that the sheep weren’t suddenly running at full speed across the field: they had slowed, and Jack was moving around them in a different way.

And a new sound came to Jake’s ears, above the wind and the rain and the church bells: water. The sound of water running, a different sound to normal. Jake took a few further paces, then found he was wading. This was not normal. As he stood there, he felt the water rise up his wellies and he had to consciously stop a feeling of panic. The field was flooding, and fast. He knew where he was: Jack and the sheep were on a higher part of the field, fifty metres away, heading downwards towards the corner of the field, separated from Jake by a lower part of the field which must now be under water. And Jake was on a high spot in the centre of the field, surrounded by low marshland, lower all around than where he stood. He was effectively marooned.

He had to choose between saving his sheep, and his dog, and himself.

In an anonymous office in a city miles away, an alarm bell rang. A phone call was made, a voice mumbled something about a canal bank giving way, sending a tidal wave of water across the countryside. A mini-tsunami.

In a hedgerow bounded by a barbed wire fence, along which the sodden corpses of sheep hung in grotesque shapes, a phone rang. Caught up in the branches, reflecting the light of a clear morning following a night of heavy rain, the phone’s display showed Jake’s wife’s face and telephone number. The phone rang unanswered.
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