Dangerous Expensive Principles
Entry by: ben schofield
4th January 2017
A reminder to all medical practitioners:
The “FAITH†procedure is to be performed on all new borns as per Order 88. Ideally this is performed in the immediate hours after birth but can be completed up to about 18 months before the closure of the anterior fontanelle. It’s the perfect open window with direct access to the brain. Simple and fast, the needle is inserted through this soft spot and into the frontal lobe. It’s the perfect place for the guiding principles to mature within the developing brain, ensuring a complete adhesion to the party norms.
Occasionally adults will require a follow up procedure. For whatever reason the guiding principles are superseded and the individual starts acting in a manner that is disrespectful to the party. Now in this case the operation is far more dangerous. The procedure is a precise one, but not a delicate one. It uses the same tools as an everyday construction site just miniaturised and sterilised. Circular saw, anvil, hammer, pliers and the list goes on. Boring through a skull is similar to chiselling through rock. The trick is getting through without disturbing any of the soil underneath. You don’t want to prise off that little square of bone just to discover everything underneath is a soup. In the adult brain a 16mg dose is recommended. In the event a person does not want to undertake a secondary procedure, euthanasia is the suggested alternative.
Yes it is dangerous and definitely expensive but you can’t put a price on piece of mind.
Honour the party
Obey the party
Love the party
The “FAITH†procedure is to be performed on all new borns as per Order 88. Ideally this is performed in the immediate hours after birth but can be completed up to about 18 months before the closure of the anterior fontanelle. It’s the perfect open window with direct access to the brain. Simple and fast, the needle is inserted through this soft spot and into the frontal lobe. It’s the perfect place for the guiding principles to mature within the developing brain, ensuring a complete adhesion to the party norms.
Occasionally adults will require a follow up procedure. For whatever reason the guiding principles are superseded and the individual starts acting in a manner that is disrespectful to the party. Now in this case the operation is far more dangerous. The procedure is a precise one, but not a delicate one. It uses the same tools as an everyday construction site just miniaturised and sterilised. Circular saw, anvil, hammer, pliers and the list goes on. Boring through a skull is similar to chiselling through rock. The trick is getting through without disturbing any of the soil underneath. You don’t want to prise off that little square of bone just to discover everything underneath is a soup. In the adult brain a 16mg dose is recommended. In the event a person does not want to undertake a secondary procedure, euthanasia is the suggested alternative.
Yes it is dangerous and definitely expensive but you can’t put a price on piece of mind.
Honour the party
Obey the party
Love the party
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