From The Cold

From The Cold

Seems like political parties around the globe are continuously redefining themselves. We have "liberal" politicians and "conservative" politicians and "neo-conservative" politicians and even some undefined politicians who just plain like to irritate us with pro's and con's about such things as global warming! Yes, climate change is one of the new defining philosophies.

The truth of it is, this winter is damnable cold, disproving once and for all that global warming myth. But there is hope; there is a way to warm things up again!

Global Colding

Who plugged the hole in the sky
and started pumping ozone
back in the atmosphere
to lower the snow zone?

This winter's been so darn cold
and lots a'records was broke
as temp'ratures zipped down,
to show the warming joke.

The fellow who invented
this here global warming tale
is prob'ly hiding out,
skiing way south of Vale.

So I've stepped up forthrightly
to take up that vandal's place
and tout global colding
right to his frosted face.

I say we need more cattle
all just oozing out methane
to break back through that hole
and warm things up again!