Speed Of Light

Cup of tea.

Every morning I try to please my missus. Some times I bring her a small tray with a glass of milk and a biscuit. But that doesn't please her.
Some times I peel some grapes and put them in a bowl with ice. But that doesn't satisfy her.
Once I bought some caviar in Harrods and gave up my lunch to pay for it. When I brought it to her bedside she turned her nose up at it.
I've been doing this for years and I am sick of it.

The other day I went to the store and bought some rat poison.
I think I will make her a nice cup of tea with lots of sugar and
see if I can get her to drink it.

She may find it a bit bitter but I know I ll like it.