Speed Of Light

Entry by: cecrouch

29th January 2015
Speed of Light

This is not a light subject for discussion. It is indeed quite heavy, complex, and colorful so I must decline to consider it lightly.

The topic has caused me to see the light, perhaps in a religious sense, as slowing my journey toward an eternal dark.

But, in truth, the speed of light does vary, moving very slowly at times such as when you are trying to achieve "light" by reducing 190 pounds back to a youthful 140 pounds.

At other times light moves swiftly depending upon your location, language, religion and a great many other factors as influenced by your definition of "light" and whether it is related to colors, weights, brightness, or other light hearted conditions.

Given all of that, and being a pragmatic individual from the American Colonies, I suggest the true, absolute, and indisputable speed of light is how long it takes a pint of "light" to lead one to the loo!