Organs Of Donation

Delegates, thank you for coming, thank you, thank you!

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Some of you have traveled a long way. We have delegates here from 62 nation states on Earth, we have delegates from Lunar One, Lunar Two, we have delegates from Titan and Mars Mission, and you are all very welcome. You are no doubt wondering why we invited you here, so I will get straight to the heart of the matter.

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Here are AO we design and manufacture 90% of the auxiliary organs currently installed in the human race. The organs we now make are a one-stop solution, they regulate blood sugar, blood flow, oxygen, toxins, hormones. With AO it is impossible to have a heart attack, and if you do the AO will continue to keep the blood flowing. It is impossible to drown, the standard AO today will supply oxygen for about 30 minutes before you need another breath. You can not be poisoned, and hormonal depression is a thing of the past. Algorithms calculate your adrenalin based on real world datastream, local 911 alerts, stocks data and other sources relevant to you so you are at your best. Our AO makes you the best you can be, and an AO will last a lifetime, however long that might be, 200 years, 300 years, we have yet to find out.

'God created mankind in his own image' ... maybe he did. We do know the human body evolved in a haphazard linear design process over hundreds of thousends of years and AO is the next step on our journey. I think most of you here today have AOs fitted, and I hope you like them!

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Now we asked you here today for something you may or may not be expecting. Our founder started AO for two reasons. Firstly because she could – she was a remarkable scientist, and secondly to make humans happier, to conquer pain and suffering she witnessed in those she loved and those she did not know. We have asked you here with a request for help. There are now 48 billion humans alive and about 1 billion of these have Aos, and the rest can not afford them. Now I am well known as a marketing man, so you might see where I am going with this...

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Seriously – we humans have evolved, and at AO we believe it is a human right to be part of that evolution. At this early stage we have one chance now to share with all of human kind or within a decade or so we will find ourselves with two species, the ultimate sin of capital. One species ashamed and old, and one species dieing young and angry – and this is a disgusting prospect.

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So we have created 'Organs of Donation', a not-for-profit scheme to make an AO available to anyone who wants one. I hope you enjoy the talks and seminars over the next two days to show you how could work, how it will save money and how it is the only and right thing to do. I will speak to you all again at the end of the conference – and I hope we can rely on you all for your support.

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